I have started taking a daily dose of Tahitian Noni Juice. For those of you who are unaware of this Polynesian fruit, it is considered by many to be a very powerful medicinal supplement. It is known for lowering blood sugar levels, clearing up many types of infections and is currently being studied as a possible cure for some cancers. I encourage you to do your own due diligence and vet it out. http://www.tahitiannoni.com/
Sounds too good to be true doesn’t it? Well there is a catch, it tastes like hell. My wife, however, loves it…………she’s nuts, it’s awful and that is putting it nicely. So I have created a kit and a step by step procedure to successfully take my daily dose of noni without hurling it into the kitchen sink.
The kit consists of a glass, a stick of minty gum, noni, and a water source.
First – Prepare by placing the bottle of noni, glass and a stick of gum (unwrapped) on the counter.
Second – Pour your daily dose into the appropriate sized glass (for me it’s a shot glass – my wife uses an 8 ounce glass……again nuts)
Third – Turn the kitchen faucet on and let cold water run.
Fourth – Pinch your nose so that you are forced to breath through your mouth
Fifth – Down your noni as quickly as possible only faster.
Sixth – DO NOT LET GO OF YOUR NOSE.
Seventh – Immediately fill your glass with cold water and vigorously swish then swallow, STILL HOLDING NOSE.
Eight – Repeat step seven.
Nine – DO NOT LET GO OF YOUR NOSE, quickly begin chewing the gum as if your life depended on it, because it does.
Tenth – After chewing vigorously for ten to fifteen seconds, let go of your nose.
Nothing to it. You will still get a faint taste of the horrendous liquid from hell, but you’ll feel better, possibly.
