I have started taking a daily dose of Tahitian Noni Juice. For those of you who are unaware of this Polynesian fruit, it is considered by many to be a very powerful medicinal supplement. It is known for lowering blood sugar levels, clearing up many types of infections and is currently being studied as a possible cure for some cancers. I encourage you to do your own due diligence and vet it out. http://www.tahitiannoni.com/
Sounds too good to be true doesn’t it? Well there is a catch, it tastes like hell. My wife, however, loves it…………she’s nuts, it’s awful and that is putting it nicely. So I have created a kit and a step by step procedure to successfully take my daily dose of noni without hurling it into the kitchen sink.
The kit consists of a glass, a stick of minty gum, noni, and a water source.
First – Prepare by placing the bottle of noni, glass and a stick of gum (unwrapped) on the counter.
Second – Pour your daily dose into the appropriate sized glass (for me it’s a shot glass – my wife uses an 8 ounce glass……again nuts)
Third – Turn the kitchen faucet on and let cold water run.
Fourth – Pinch your nose so that you are forced to breath through your mouth
Fifth – Down your noni as quickly as possible only faster.
Sixth – DO NOT LET GO OF YOUR NOSE.
Seventh – Immediately fill your glass with cold water and vigorously swish then swallow, STILL HOLDING NOSE.
Eight – Repeat step seven.
Nine – DO NOT LET GO OF YOUR NOSE, quickly begin chewing the gum as if your life depended on it, because it does.
Tenth – After chewing vigorously for ten to fifteen seconds, let go of your nose.
Nothing to it. You will still get a faint taste of the horrendous liquid from hell, but you’ll feel better, possibly.
4 comments:
I have read some things about Noni Juice. I actually drink something called "Mineral-Chi Tonic" and that tastes just as awful! Yuck! But I can really tell a difference in the way I feel. I want to try Noni Juice as well since I have heard good things about it. After you have taken it for a while, perhaps you can post on the benefits that you feel you have gained from it.
I drink Noni everyday. If you think the Tahitian Noni tastes bad, you would abhor the "real" stuff. Tahitian is blended with blueberry, raspberry, and other juices to make it more palatable. I now drink the 100% noni that has nothing else blended. It's pretty bad, but it does help my blood sugar levels - and recently, I learned that it is definitely helping a friend of mine that has gout.
To make sure the juice is pure, you will need to do some research. Check out the company and where the product is really coming from. When you buy noni juice it should not be made from frozen, imported concentrate but actually come from fresh fruit. In this way you will be getting the genuine product and the maximum nutrition from it.
lol!! I bought a bottle the other week and had a shot of it and dear god was it the worst experience of my life. Just the smell of Noni juice is worse than week old vomit. And the taste, well nothing can express how truly horrible it is. Until today I hid the bottle at the back of the fridge as the sight of it made me dry reach. Today I had like half a shot in a huge glass of mango and orange juice, however I don't want to continue with this as there's too much sugar in juice. I'm tempted to try your method but I fear water won't be enough to get rid of that taste fast enough. Maybe it should be followed by a shot of alcoholic spirit. Maybe a few shots before hand would help as well. However that also defeats the point of taking the noni juice. There has to be some way to completely disguise it and when I find it I'll post it.
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